Justin

age.
Science Fair Board **Mathematics**

 Slippery Slimy Ogre Burger.
 A worthy meal to satisfy an Ogre’s hunger.

 Ingredients:
 Half a cup of Swamp Slugs.  A hundred grams of ear wax from a monkey.  A squirt of Beatle juice.  3 mini swamp frogs.  20 Toad warts.  10 human toes.  50 spider eggs.  2 spoonfuls of puss.  2 buns battered in maggot guts.  Half a donkey tail and 1 donkey tongue. Equipment:

**Equipment **
 An oven. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 1 spoon. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 1 spreading knife. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 1 bowl.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> Method:
<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 1.Grab a bun and use a knife to spread 100 grams of monkey earwax on it.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 2.Now add the ten human toes and coat it with 2 spoonfuls of puss.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 3.Stick 3 mini swamp frogs in the oven at 40 degrees for half an hour.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 4.Once it is cooked put it on the bun and squirt on the beetle juice.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 5.Stick the 20 toad warts on the bun.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 6.Then mash half a cup of swamp slugs in the bowl with a spoon to make a nice yummy juice.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 7.Pour the swamp slug juice onto the toad warts.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 8.Now slop on the donkey tongue and half a donkey tail.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 120%;"> 9.Finally put the last bun on top and cover with 50 spider eggs to top it off.

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. = Remember =

Remember the freezing snow in the cold air and the cold hard balls of snow smashing me, That was England.

Remember the warm fire place warming the house and the freezing cold waves at the beach, That was England.

Remember the kids playing around the driveway and my brother and I playing in the park, That was England.

Remember the clamping of feet while playing outside and the laughing of the children in the snow, That was England.

= Remember =

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