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 A worthy meal to satisfy an Ogre’s hunger.

 Ingredients:
 Half a cup of Swamp Slugs.  A hundred grams of ear wax from a monkey.  A squirt of Beatle juice.  3 mini swamp frogs.  20 Toad warts.  10 human toes.  50 spider eggs.  2 spoonfuls of puss.  2 buns battered in maggot guts.  Half a donkey tail and 1 donkey tongue. Equipment:

**Equipment **
 An oven.  1 spoon. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 1 spreading knife. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 1 bowl.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 22.4667px;"> Method:
<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 1.Grab a bun and use a knife to spread 100 grams of monkey earwax on it.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 2.Now add the ten human toes and coat it with 2 spoonfuls of puss.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 3.Stick 3 mini swamp frogs in the oven at 40 degrees for half an hour.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 4.Once it is cooked put it on the bun and squirt on the beetle juice.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 5.Stick the 20 toad warts on the bun.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 6.Then mash half a cup of swamp slugs in the bowl with a spoon to make a nice yummy juice.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 7.Pour the swamp slug juice onto the toad warts.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 8.Now slop on the donkey tongue and half a donkey tail.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 19.2px;"> 9.Finally put the last bun on top and cover with 50 spider eggs to top it off.